One descent down a freshly dealt mountain, and gravity does the driving. Chubby Duck Offroad gives you a throttle, a brake and the ability to shift weight, which on the ground means a wheelie or a stoppie and in the air means rotation you cannot take back. Land on the back of a hill and you keep the speed; land flat and you lose the run, because one wipeout ends it. A finish earns a star, ringing every cone earns two, beating par time earns three — then it deals a new trail.
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