Two paddles, one ball, and the oldest argument in video games. Neon Ping Pong keeps the original rules and adds the settings the original never had: paddle height and ball speed are both adjustable, and shrinking the paddle turns a calm rally into something closer to a reflex test. The computer opponent gets harder as you score, which is fair, but the game is better with a second person, because a human misses in ways a program does not and then has to watch you serve again.