The only football game here where you never touch the ball. You run with play, stay close enough to see what happened, and then make the call: foul or clean, penalty or free kick, offside or goal, yellow or red. Thirteen kinds of incident come up, and when you genuinely cannot tell, you sprint to the pitchside monitor and watch it again in slow motion from several angles. Referee Simulator is a novelty that turns out to have a real game in it, because being close enough is actually hard.