Cage Ballers Football is small-sided football inside a wire cage, three players and a keeper on each team, with the ball coming back off the fence instead of going out of play. Before kick-off you choose one of eight courts, your kit, the camera, the difficulty and how long a half lasts. Then it is passing, sprinting, tackling and a power shot you charge by holding the key. A level score goes to golden goal. The game asks for a nickname at the start and suggests one for you, with no account to create, and there are online cups alongside the matches against the computer.
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