A two-player button-masher that needs no screen space and no explanation. Each player gets two keys and taps them alternately as fast as they can; whoever keeps the rhythm quickest wins. Blobz is the kind of game that exists for the thirty seconds two people are sitting at the same keyboard, and it does not pretend otherwise — there is no single-player mode worth the name and no reason to want one. Keyboards have been worn out by less.
What went wrong?