Handball Henry

A one-minute score game built on a famous refereeing controversy: a handball that went unpunished and decided a World Cup qualifier. You play the offender, and the joke is that handball is now the mechanic — the mouse moves a hand, and every goal is scored the way the original one was. Sixty seconds, as many goals as you can manage, and no pretence of being anything more than a gag with a scoreboard attached.